2008

Aug

“I’m in a crapper and the graffiti says ‘for...”
— Text from my friend Dan at...

I think this might be old, but it’s still cool…...

Hobo Signs & Symbols

This is our friend MacKenzie’s new ride. We took it...

Here’s my submission for the Monday Photo Lunch Club....

La Llamada — Galy GalianoI went to Mexico with my family a few years ago and decided to pick...

Days with My Father

Just lost a ping pong match at work

I’ll be in my underwear for the next hour as a result.

More photos from yesterday… we did martinis after...

Our Mad Men theme day made it to USA Today's...

Mad Men Day is a huge success…

Mad Men Day

We’re having a Mad Men theme day at work today. Which is very exciting. In addition to...

For you non-tumblrs, yourdp started Gratuitous Picture of...

This is good viral in my book. Well played, Verizon.

Bring Your Dog to Work Day again.

We have a live Fantasy Football draft at...

I’m pretty nervous already.

This is my work day today…

My dad — sneak-attacking his brother’s family...

My cousin Preston — approving of the ladies on the...

More photos from the wedding this past weekend.

A few photos from yesterday…

Image Header

I just figured out how to make it so my image header is different each time you visit my tumblr...

Wedding Weekend

My cousin Carlie is getting married this weekend. Which means that a small family reunion starts...

Paper toys! And you can even create your own. More here:...

My friend Annie asked me to create a postcard for an...

Ginger ten Bensel’s I Love Nebraska. This “music video” could not be any worse for...

At least Kevin has the decency to schedule formal ping pong...

Classic Alexander Hamilton…(via rylersociety)

One last one of my mom and sister. I’ll give it a rest...

My cousin Sarah, on the other hand… couldn’t get...

My cousin Preston was pretty nervous about the ocean at the...

Here are a few of my cousins — during our family...

kevinroyden: Just received 240 16oz. cans of Colt 45.This...

Tumblr Run-in

I just bumped into hotmarcus, a fellow Lincoln tumblr (one of 9 or so), at the coffee shop down the...

The good news

It’s only supposed to get up to 101 today. With the heat index that shouldn’t feel like...

Brandon’s birthday party. Sunday well spent.

Into the Mystic — Van MorrisonSmell the sea and feel the skyLet your soul and spirit fly into...

Go time

I’m taking my computer where the Internet can’t get me, and I’m putting the wheels...

Lincoln Tumblr Meetup

lnk-ne: Hopefully this isn’t too short of a notice, but here’s what I’m saying for the first...

Jul

UNNECESSARY KNOWLEDGE

I came home tonight and poured myself a...

I don’t know why. I just did it. Some unstoppable force drew me to the liquor cabinet and...

My friend Naum’s band just started printing all of...

We just totally reinvented the way we play ping pong.

(via olbigbear) Too soon, Sam. Too freaking soon.

There's something to be said for...

I recently made a list of people who fascinate me in one way or another; people I’d like to...

I’ve got a Chicago tribute thing happening tonight.

Free Online Speed Reader

Submission for the Monday Photo Lunch Club.

My Coworker is Flashing People

Kevin: Note to self: Do not pull out penis until standing directly in front of urinal. Someone could be tucked around the corner.
Tyler: Haha
Tyler: Who was it?!
Kevin: someone in a suit
Kevin: dont know
Kevin: talk about awkward
Tyler: Talk about great "how we met" story!
Kevin: no doubt

I made some homemade salsa today

And I’ve already been to the bathroom twice. Surely that was more than you wanted to know.

Gigantic snakes are scary.

I LIKE JOHN MAYER

There! I said it! The cat’s out of the bag. Is that so wrong? Can I not like his music? Can it...

Justin Timberlake’s opening to the ESPY Awards last night. I’ve never liked him as much...

Yep, that’s what Nebraska looks like.

Ohhhh no. My moustache made the front page.

I may or may not have submitted this to Threadless as a...

Anniversary Gifts

For our anniversary, I gave Ashley a handheld poker game and she gave me an atlas.Oddly enough, we...

Just a heads up for my family and close...

Those really awkward moustache photos that I posted a few months ago (seen here and here) miiiiight...

Holy homemade pizza night!

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”
— Doc Brown (Back to the...

My cousin Preston — showing off at our wedding last...

Super Mario Bros in 3-D!

Wedding Photography

My good friends Ben and Whitney have an awesome wedding photography business happening out in...

Thanks for the free dino, Patrick!

“Those who sacrifice butt-pats for high-fives deserve to play...”
— Ben Franklin (via misquotes)

Commercial for the new Subaru Forester. The gag is easy, but it still makes me laugh.“Japanese...

COLT 45 CAN DESIGN CONTEST

We destroyed a bookstore yesterday.

ashleyriewer: On our way home, we stopped at Ole’s, a...

Pushing a twelve-hour shoot day. And I think we have at...

We spent the day with Uncle Mike and Aunt Jackie...

This is where it’s at if you live in Boulder.

Our plans for tomorrow: a drive across one of the most...

The Art of the Tracking Shot

If I were President, making lawn darts legal again would be...

My new nickname is Organ Slayer.

I went to the gun range tonight with a couple coworkers.I...

3 Movie Characters I Identify With

Irwin Fletcher (Fletch) Max Fischer (Rushmore) Christopher McCandless (Into the Wild) Who are...

Jun

Here’s my submission for the Monday Photo Lunch...

Someday these will become BLT sandwiches!

We have a series of pots outside the house where we’re...

Look what I found — my old movie posters!Back in...

Ohhhh that Crispin Porter & Bogusky do it every time. This is one of their new spots for Burger...

A hilarious Jason Bateman talking about...

Keith: What's it like to work with Will Smith?
Jason: Oh boy... there's a long boring answer there. But the short answer is that it's trying because- because he's so new. And because he struggles so much with trying not to look into the camera and stuff like that. But we help him! And he will pop from this film! You keep your eye on him.

It even came with a sweet little note on the back.

Our rock poster collection is really coming along! Just got...

The Times of Harvey Milk

We watched this documentary the other night, and it was fantastic. It’s the story of San...

Grill out lunch!

Ball girl makes incredible catch (this is awesome… even if it does turn out to be a Gatorade...

Kevin just sent me a link to Berkley Illustration’s...

Here’s my Monday Photo Lunch Club photo. I stood right...

You know what I like about photography?

You’re limited to this tiny field of view, but stuck with the fact that you can’t ignore...

After the greatest haircut I've ever...

Ashley: Do I brag too much?
Korina: Well, you certainly don't have a lack of confidence.
Ashley: I'll take that as a compliment!
(Ashley posted this and I thought it was really funny because I know how excited she gets about cutting hair. So excited, obviously, that sometimes everything sounds like positive feedback.)

This is from the horse races last night. Let me just say...

(via rylersociety) If nothing else, I’m really...

The Great Office War — nerf gun battle of the century

Viva la Vida

If you bought the new Coldplay album, strap on your ipod and go listen to Lovers in Japan while...

A Knock-Knock Joke

DJANDREW1: Knock knock.
NYMAG: Who’s there?
DJANDREW1: 9/11
NYMAG: 9/11 who?
DJANDREW1: You said you’d never forget.
(via madeupmemories.tumblr.com)

I don’t think I even have to make the joke for this to...

10 Questions for David Sedaris (Time...

I just looked at my calendar and...

Bingo at the Shrine Center Shooting range with Brandon Horse races I think someone’s in for...

Weightlifting Update

I’m pretty much curling 20 lb dumbbells on a regular basis now. FYI.

Rocco Mediate:U.S. Open as Tyler Riewer:girlfriends in high school.Damn all of you Tiger...

ragdoll: I follow a handful of fellow Lincolnite...

“I get bi- with a little help from my friends.”
— John Lennon (via misquotes)

Young@Heart trailerWe saw this last night, and I can’t say enough good things about it....

I’m playing in a golf tournament today (not the U.S....

Tornado sirens are going off. Must… finish…...

I’d be a lot more welcoming to all of these storms if...

Rumfustian: powerful drink of the...

A quart of strong beer, a bottle of white wine or sherry, ...

‘Bring your dog to work’ days are the best.

Bob Ross quotes galore

(via rylersociety)

At What Age Is A Kid Too Old To Breastfeed?

Master Ninja Theme Song (Mystery Science Theater 3000)This is what real rap sounds like.

Rocky Mountain Oysters

I’m going to a Testicle Festival this Friday. Do they have those where you live? I doubt it.

kelseyriewer: Day 1. 2.5 Miles (97.5 to go, God help...

Wall Sit Results

To answer jeralyndwile’s question (and thank you for asking), I won the wall sit! Which...

No… we’re definitely not afraid of an...

lowercase vs. Uppercase.

marco: hilker: i don’t capitalize because there’s no reason to. grammar, schmrammar. i was an...

Monday Photo Lunch Club submission…

rylersociety.com

My wife is in cosmetology school

So during lunch yesterday, I ventured over for a facial massage and potential eyebrow waxing. She...

Yes… I have a gift.

I could really go for a bowl of cereal.

Tornado sirens went off tonight. Snapped this from the...