My name is Tyler Riewer.

I'm a copywriter for a youth branding agency in Lincoln, Nebraska called Archrival. That's right... Lincoln, Nebraska. And you're about to see what that's like! Exciting, no?!

Couple other things... I am working on a pretty serious war on seriousness, called The Ryler Society and I like to take photos.

That's about it. You can email me at tylerriewer [at] gmail.

Oh look, my wife tumbls too!
Thu Jul 24
Gigantic snakes are scary.
Shark Week Fact #1: Great Whites can dunk.
Shark Week Fact #1: Great Whites can dunk.
Uh… what?
Uh… what?

I LIKE JOHN MAYER

There! I said it! The cat’s out of the bag. Is that so wrong? Can I not like his music? Can it not speak to me?! Maybe I’ve found the comfort of a close friend deep within his lyrics. Did you ever consider that? You girls aren’t the only ones weeping by your bedside at the thought of mistreated daughters.

Seriously.

And so what if I feel a connection with the smoky, sultry voice of another man… he plays blues too, you know? Funky, I’m-gonna-smoke-this-cigarette-like-Paul-Newman-and-then-down-a-glass-of-bourbon blues. That’s not for teenage girls. That’s for men!

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m tired of pretending like I’m on the fence about it. “Oh some of his songs are okay.” No, I like John Mayer, dammit. So there it is. That’s settled now.

Mon Jul 21
Justin Timberlake’s opening to the ESPY Awards last night. I’ve never liked him as much as I do right now.
Sun Jul 20
Yep, that’s what Nebraska looks like.
Yep, that’s what Nebraska looks like.
Sat Jul 19
Ohhhh no. My moustache made the front page.
Ohhhh no. My moustache made the front page.
Fri Jul 18
I may or may not have submitted this to Threadless as a t-shirt design. Feel free to go vote for it!
I may or may not have submitted this to Threadless as a t-shirt design. Feel free to go vote for it!

Anniversary Gifts

For our anniversary, I gave Ashley a handheld poker game and she gave me an atlas.
Oddly enough, we were both super excited.
Thu Jul 17

Just a heads up for my family and close friends...

Those really awkward moustache photos that I posted a few months ago (seen here and here) miiiiight be featured in the Omaha World Herald this weekend in an article on the reemerging moustache trend.

So… sorry about that.
Wed Jul 16
Holy homemade pizza night!
Holy homemade pizza night!
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads. Doc Brown (Back to the Future)